100 Best Whatsapp Status, SMS, Wishes, Messages, Greetings

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100 Best Whatsapp Status in English

1) Time is precious waste it wisely.

2) My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity.

3) I’M Sexy & I Know It.

4) Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.

5) Keep Calm & Just Chill.

6) I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?

7) Government should hike the taxes on Liquor to recover the debts, instead of Petrol and Diesel.

8) Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!

9) You cannot change what has happened, you can only learn from it

10) Girlfriend is the only creature on Earth who thinks ki uske Boyfriend pe ladkiyan marti hain

11) Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother.

12)  Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing.

13) Those of you who don’t know “laughing out loud” is equal to LOL !!

14) I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.

15)  Make sure you give me your Bank code before u die !!

16) Life is way important than you think therefore you must not left things for tomorrow !!

17) Never think how well you have done therefore Just wait for the results.

18) Aab har wish hogi puri.

19) I had over billion Pounds today then the alarm destroyed my dream

20) Aab har wish hogi puri.

21) I love you to the moon and back.

22) Keep moving and also stay active.

23) I Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger

24) I don’t care how I look, I don\’t care how I act, as long as I can be happy with my life, i enjoy it.

25) Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.

26) You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.

27) Argument wins the situation but loses the person. So never argue with your loved ones; because the situation is not important than Your Loved Ones.

28)  Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

29) In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.

30) Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.

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31) Don’t look for happiness in the same place.

32) Family is not an important thing, it’s everything.

33) Chaar (Four) bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.

34) We don’t need to share the same opinions as others, but we need to be respectful.

35) Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!

36) My Every Status Is A Silent Message To Someone.

37)  If your out of breath, dizzy, feel like vomiting, can’t remember your name, you are on the right road.

38) If you think you can’t do it then you can never do anything in you life.

39) I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

40) Some people wants big house, a fast car and lots of money. Others just want a small cabin in the woods away from those kind of people.

41) Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten.

42) After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..

43) Good Whatsapp status can make others day !!

44) I Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.

45) Of course its heavy, thats why they call it weight.

46) A happy family is but an earlier heaven.

47) Fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

48) I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!

49) I Will Be Rising From The Ground Like A Skyscraper.

50) When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition

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51) Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.

52) Family knows your flaws but loves you anyway.

53) When heart breaks then you don’t understand what life is.

54) Warning!!! I Know Karate And Few Other Oriental Words.

55) Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…

56) Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.

57) You must do what others don’t, to achieve what others won’t.

58) Please Look up, down and on right then left:). If you don’t know what life is yet then

59) Either not available at the moment or don’t like you.

60) Only Fools Fall In Love And I Think, I Am One Of Them.

61) Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!

62) Family makes you who you are and aren’t.

63) I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!

64) Obsession is what lazy people call dedication.

65)  Always laugh without teeth so that could make others laugh

66) Life is short so STOP waste it reading my Whatsapp status

67) Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Facebook Statuses

68) I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my Girlfriend!

69) There are two type of people in life :1. Who chase you 2. Whom you chase. But sometimes you should stop chasing people, wait and have a look at the one chasing you …

70) Forgive others. Not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.

71) I believe the world is one big family, and we need to help each other.

72) You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.

73) Yeah, I had a girlfriend once, but she couldn’t spot me, so what was the point?

74) Your lips seems dry so would they like to attract mine.

75) Self Confidence Is The Best Outfit, Rock It & Own It.

76) Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.

77) Replace your punch with your slap

78) My Attitude Will Always Be Based On How You Treat Me.

79) You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.

80) The person who says that money cannot buy happiness is the person who does not know where to go shopping..

81) The family is a haven in a heartless world.

82) I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

83) The pain of today is the victory of tomorrow.

84) We don’t have equal energy but we do have same opportunity.

85) People Say Me Bad.. But Assurance Me I Am The Worst!

86) Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!

87) If you want something you have never afforded, you have to do something you have never done!

88) One day you will do things for me that you hate. That is what it means to be family.

89) I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

90)  Yeah, I had a girlfriend once, but she couldn’t spot me, so what was the point?

91) Will you be my valentine?

92) I lover her, She loved my best friend.

93) You have something wrong then you deserve punishment.

94) I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.

95) I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

96) Who said Money cannot buy happiness.

97) The person who says that money cannot buy happiness is the person who does not know where to go shopping..

98) The family is one of nature’s masterpieces.

99) My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday.

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